Friday, June 4, 2010

Rapper Lil' B AKA The BasedGod is Underrated

Who's Lil' B? This isn't his biography page, go do some research (here, I'll start you off - CLICK HERE TO BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND). What I will tell you is that he is underrated in funny. Check out what transpired on twitter the other day when he had a trending topic called "#hoesonmydick":

@LILBTHEBASEDGOD:

9:07 PM May 31st
- "man I need a girl that dosent want to do anything accept live life not wear slutty clothes and appricates friendship over fame/electronics..."

9:08 PM May 31st
- "...or material goods.i wanna get a girl that has to cover her whole body in the vail or whatnot andbe hella thick unda the dress with that good"

9:10 PM May 31st
- "I want a girl who's music choices are amazing and who does not watch much of the media. and dosent care what her friends say"

                                                                    His next mixtape...

9:10 PM May 31st - "I want a girl who blessed positive and happy and just appricates another humans beings breath."

9:11 PM May 31st
- "I would like a girl that likes to donate her time. to others or people. who is active and appricates her family"

9:11 PM May 31st - "I would like a girl who is not driven off negative attention or attention at all. but is the star without trying."

9:12 PM May 31st
- "I want a girl who dosent wear name brand stuff but still looks amazing. a girl that makes her own style like me"


9:13 PM May 31st
- "I also would like a girl to be able to deepthroat and gag and let her face get fucked like her pussy"

                                                                          Wait...what?

9:13 PM May 31st - "#Dontjudgeme love me for who I am and love me for truly knowing I love people and the human race itself. let's get it together"

9:17 PM May 31st
- "all u bitches that think you are hella fine I want the man that's fucking u tonight I want him to punish ur mouth and throat."


His VERY NEXT tweet:

9:21 PM May 31st - "god bless america."


  "O'er the land of the free and the home of mouth punishment."
(c) "Star-Spangled Banner", Francis Scott Key, 1814

Pretty sure it's safe to say, "He wins".