Animal Planet proves that people are stupid

I'll make this quick because I've realized over the last week that I hate typing if I'm not being graded for it.

I'm sitting down relaxing, watching some TV, eating milk's favorite cookie, when I suddenly feel the urge to watch some people do some stupid shit. So what better channel to surf to other than Animal Planet? Where else can you see some dude with mustard stains on his medium-sized wife beater be immortalized in the "Jackass Hall of Fame" for sticking his hand into a Crocodile's mouth.

"I'm pretty sure I can fit my hand in there." - Señor Dumbass

Seriously? I wish I was there taping this stupidity. On top of that, what better way is there to spend your late night than laughing at an elderly woman who is being crushed by her 3-year-old thoroughbred horse that she's raised since birth, in a 4-foot tall ditch? Horses can't turn over and get back on their legs after they flip over, so of course, comedy ensues.

Tough shit, pal.

I like Animal Planet. In fact I love it. But, for all the wrong reasons. Definitely gotta move on.


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